Dancing baby abalone

Warning: this video of a young abalone (1-2 years old) dancing in my hand may tempt you to acquire an abalone as a pet.

I cannot recommend this path.

Sure, they’re cute now, but after years of changing its seawater and shoveling in kelp for it to eat, it’s going to grow, and before you know it, it will weigh a few pounds and become amazingly delicious and, honestly, you’re going to want to eat it.